Insulting

I was sitting at a table next to a playground when a kid ran over and hid under the table. I asked him why and he answered me that he was playing hide and seek. Not long after that I saw a plump boy far away in the playground, searching for someone. I tried to move a little so that I can help to cover this little boy hiding under the table. So after quite a moment, this kid was still save under my cover.

This is the best part:

Henry: He can't see you.

Kid: Yea, you are fat and blocked me from his view!

Henry: #$%^@#$%#$@#$

Anyone, am I?!