Alright, I am going to share a joke here. I am not really sure how funny it is to you, but my brother took about 15 minutes before he could stop laughing. By the way, this is a joke told by my nephew, Jordan.
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3 friends were competing their accuracy in shooting. So the first shooter placed a durian seed on a person's head. He stood 10 metres away from the target and fired. Interestingly, he shot the target without miss. Then he blew his gun and said, "I am Zorro."
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So came the second shooter. This time he placed a rambutan seed on a person's head. He stood 50 metres away and shot. He, as well, hit the target. He blew his gun and said,"I'm James Bond."
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Okay. Now it was the third shooter's turn. He placed a watermelon seed on a person's head. He stood 100 metres away and shot. Unfortunately, he missed the target and hit the person's head. As well, he blew his gun and said,
"I AM SORRY."
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Lame? That's all for today. Once again, thanks to Jordan for his contribution of this piece of joke.